A Greyhound driver comes home, off the road from work, sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”
She’s puzzled but goes and gets him a beer anyway. Our guy quickly downs the beer and says, “Quick, bring me another cold one. It’s about to start.”
His wife huffs a little but still gets him another beer.
"One more before it starts!” the husband yells out after finishing off the second can.
“That’s it!” his wife screams. “I cook and clean and wash and iron all week long. Then you waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, and expect me to run around like your slave! If you think that’s how it works, you’ve got another think coming!”
“Damn,” mutters the husband. “It started.”
About Me
- Vince Dawson
- Pop Culture guru, Bus Guy and Blogger VINCE DAWSON looks at Life, love, and the open road and beyond through his own kaleidoscope, where rock met revolution. Spewing quips like a psychedelic lawn mower run amok, he drags us, more than likely kicking and screaming, through a past few of us knew and even fewer would admit. This is Truth barred from the history books--- or as The Greyhounder would put it, "flogging the dog". Could cause nausea, night sweats and loss of appetite. Void where prohibited. He's like Frederick Lewis Allen on Acid! His blogs bounce all over the place and that is part of Greyhounder's charm. It is as if he is saying that you don't have to have your history chronological, that the events themselves are history in themselves, and yet he loosely strings each blog entry around a theme. This is a guy who writes about his past as it happened. And the great thing is that his past is ours.
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